David Duke and Omarosa to wed: “She changed me”

KENTUCKY -- In a shocking move, former Imperial Wizard David Duke and former Apprentice star Omarosa Manigault announced Monday that they will marry this summer.

“She changed me,” said Duke in an interview with Miscegenation Monthly.

The two met through failed presidential candidate Donald Trump during a campaign event.

“We were getting onto the campaign bus, and I told her, as I am wont to do, to move to the back of the bus with her kind so I could sit up front. She just hit me with that classic ‘Omarosa’ look, and I was hooked.” A whirlwind romance began, culminating with Duke’s surprise proposal.

“It was really quite sweet,” said Omarosa, who holds a PhD in Communications from Howard University. “He took out his old KKK hat, and I was like ‘What are you doing, Dave!’ but then I looked inside, and there was the ring!”

No date has been set for the wedding yet. Ivanka Trump is rumored to be designing the dress.