As hate crimes decline, Milo Yiannopoulos returns to work as Starbucks barista

LONDON – Infamous alt-right provocateur and occasional pedophile apologist Milo Yiannopoulos was spotted Wednesday brewing burnt espresso at a Starbucks in London. The oft-contradictory superstar of hate speech was recently ousted as editor of Breitbart Noise after a series of extremely harmful comments toward just about every type of person except for successful white people and pedophiles.

Yiannopoulos appears to have put his graduate school plans on hold.

In a Facebook Live stream of Yiannopoulos hard at work, he can be seen writing “Merry Christian Christmas” and “Make America Great Again” on customers' cups, seemingly unable to accept the results of the recent presidential election in the U.S, in which President Hillary Rodham Clinton beat Donald Trump by 3 million votes.

This comes as no real surprise, as Yiannopoulos's career revolved around the hateful, bigoted rhetoric of the Trump campaign. Children and civil rights leaders all across the Western world are hailing his fall as a sign of an increasingly understanding, fair and empathetic world order under President Clinton.