God confesses he's a Hillary supporter in latest revelation
JERUSALEM -- In a rare foray into earthly politics, on Thursday, almighty God told all true believers that he has been "a passionate Hillary Clinton supporter since 2008," via revelation on Thursday.
God said his son, Jesus Christ, had turned him onto to President Hillary Rodham Clinton when she was still a young woman working for the Children's Defense Fund. "Look, I'm all-seeing, and she's a wonderful, dutiful, intelligent, honest, brave and faithful person, and I say this as someone who's thoroughly tested her!" he said.
In November, President Hillary Rodham Clinton defeated failed GOP candidate Donald Trump in a 3 million vote landslide, dealing "a mighty blow to the Devil," God said.
God said he was very impressed by what Clinton has accomplished in the first weeks of her young presidency, calling it, "a new testament to human's capacity for humility, goodness, equity, and charity," saying he is especially glad that she raised he minimum wage. "It was about time."
God is a registered Democratic Party voter in New Hampshire. While God said he did cast crucial ballots for Clinton in the swing state in both the 2016 primaries and the general election, he said hesitated to publicly endorse Clinton during the campaign out of fear he would alienate Bernie supporters and because he was "convinced she would win. Because good always triumphs over evil, and because it was my will."
God blamed, Lucifer, FBI Director James Comey, Russian President and Vladimir Putin for attempting to meddle in the election and said he intends to punish them.
"There's a special place in hell for people who try to steal elections from my favorite daughter, Hillary Clinton," God said.