Clinton signs executive order: Amy Poehler and Tina Fey to host “everything”

LOS ANGELES -- President Hillary Rodham Clinton caused viewers across America to breathe sighs of relief Monday morning when she took the Constitutionally unusual if bold move of signing of an executive order requiring Amy Poehler and Tina Fey to host "everything. Every award show, every television event, I mean everything from now until eternity."

The executive order is legally binding.