Shockingly, all of Clinton's cabinet appointees are familiar with what their jobs will entail

BOSTON -- Senate confirmation hearings have uncovered an interesting trend among President Clinton’s cabinet appointees: they seem to know what their jobs actually consist of. Further, each appointee seems to know how to do their job, and to even have experience in their respective fields.

Elizabeth Warren, recently confirmed as Secretary of the Treasury, said, “Why would I agree to do a position that I didn’t know how to do? I was fucking born to be Secretary of the Treasury.”