English teachers cite Hillary Clinton’s Twitter account as "excellent use of the English language"

BOISE -- English teachers across America are extolling President Hillary Rodham Clinton's Twitter account as an “excellent example of the English language in action."

Clinton’s Twitter account has gained renown among grammarians and vocabulary buffs for bringing back archaic linguistic trends, like proper punctuation, correct spelling, and general coherence.

Following up on an earlier report, it appears that failed presidential candidate Donald Trump has recovered his Twitter account, which was briefly hacked by a reasonable person. Experts say there's mounting evidence that @realdonaldtrump is back in the tiny hands of its rightful owner as 90 percent of tweets published over the course of the last hour contain at least three typographical errors and the word “Sad.”