Ivanka files for divorce citing her husband’s and father's "inappropriately close" relationship as "irreconcilable difference"
NEW YORK, NY- On Friday, Gloria Allred announced that her client, Ivanka Trump, had initiated divorce proceedings against her husband Jared Kushner.
Ivanka and Jared have been living apart since last November, when her father, failed GOP candidate Donald Trump, lost the election to President Hillary Rodham Clinton by three million votes.
Since her father's Election Day humiliation, Ivanka has kept a deliberately low profile in Manhattan working on her eponymous alt-right fashion line and only leaving Trump Tower to support her former stepmother, Melania. Meanwhile, Russian tabloid photographers have captured Jared - her increasingly estranged husband - playing golf with Donald at Mar-A-Lago Chechnya on an almost daily basis.
While Ivanka's divorce papers cite "irreconcilable differences," texts that Ivanka sent her friends tell a different, more disturbing story, suggesting Ivanka, Jared, and Donald have been living in an unrequited love-triangle.
According Vogue China, Ivanka, repeatedly reached out to friends for help as she became increasingly “weirded out” by Jared's "deeply sycophantic," "financially corrupt," and "vaguely homoerotic" relationship with her mentally ill father.
Ivanka's texts contain alarming details about her disintegrating marriage: For years, Jared and Donald had a “secret handshake,” which involved the two men pricking their palms to draw blood, high-fiving, then pumping their clenched fists in a masturbatory motion. Initially, it didn't bother Ivanka that her husband tried to initiate sexual relations with her less frequently than her father did. But then the two men developed special nicknames for each other, with Jared allegedly referring to his father-in-law as “King Donald,” while Trump refers to his "favorite son-in-law" as “Prince Jared.” At one point, Ivanka bitterly complains that her husband and father are "too close," enjoying “spa days” together at Mar-a Lago Chechnya, where they continually partake in couples’ massages and regularly indulge in joint Valentine's Day manicures. (Dad’s manicurist must have really good eyes!)"
According to the letters, the last straw came when Ivanka returned home from a Fifth Avenue shopping trip in late November to discover her husband and father pants-down, sitting on his and hers gold toilets in her Master Bathroom. According to Ivanka, she watched in silent, mesmerized horror as they simultaneously passed bowel movements while plunging "penis-shaped" needles into two homemade voodoo dolls of Megyn Kelly" -- at which point, she fled the room.
On returning to the bathroom an hour later, Ivanka found a “Burn Book” featuring the names of dozens of prominent women in politics and journalism hidden within a large pile of pee-stained Playboy magazines, which was inscribed: “This book belongs to King Donald and Prince Jared.” This burn book has been turned over to her divorce lawyer.
