Doctors say Paul Joseph Watson's parents created a deadly sexually transmitted disease called Paul Joseph Watson

ATLANTA -- On Thursday, doctors at the Centers for Disease Control announced that multiple laboratory tests prove that 34 years ago, Paul Joseph Watson's parents created a deadly sexually transmitted disease, one CDC doctors are calling, "Paul Joseph Watson."

"Stay away from Paul Joseph Watson at all costs," said Dr. Kim Au. "He's on Youtube, and he's worse than herpes and gonorrhoea combined, though roughly equivalent to syphilis in terms of exacting brain damage."

Au said that while studies show that women are largely immune to Paul Joseph Watson, "young white men who spent a lot of time whining about Muslims on the Internet are extremely susceptible."

Symptoms of infection include erectile dysfunction and feelings of racial inadequacy.