Sep 1 Sep 1 Clinton and Merkel achieve world peace by syncing menstrual cycles Fearlessleader12345@gmail.com World Affairs
Jul 19 Jul 19 Lannisters call Trump family “an embarrassment to monarchy” Fearlessleader12345@gmail.com Celebrities
Jun 17 Jun 17 Clinton announces she'll run for re-election in 2020 Fearlessleader12345@gmail.com Politics
May 22 May 22 Fascists disappointed by robust state of American democracy Fearlessleader12345@gmail.com Domestic Policy
Apr 24 Apr 24 Ironically, germs recoil from Donald Trump Fearlessleader12345@gmail.com Domestic Policy
Apr 2 Apr 2 First world miracle: Russian diplomats' life expectancy increases to 46.2 years, "same as under Stalin" Fearlessleader12345@gmail.com World Affairs
Sep 6 Sep 6 Innocent, law-abiding fifth graders disavow Trump comparisons: "That illiterate poopy-pants is nothing like us" Fearlessleader12345@gmail.com Domestic Policy
Sep 4 Sep 4 Malcolm Gladwell reluctantly nominates Malcolm Gladwell for the MacArthur Genius Grant Fearlessleader12345@gmail.com Celebrities
Jul 10 Jul 10 Clinton nominates Barack Obama to join his wife on Supreme Court - ensuring a liberal majority for generations Fearlessleader12345@gmail.com Domestic Policy
Jul 9 Jul 9 Championing traditional family values, Clinton abolishes ICE. Meanwhile, GOP castigates her notorious "pro-baby" agenda Fearlessleader12345@gmail.com Domestic Policy
Apr 18 Apr 18 Paul Ryan abruptly quits speakership, vows to fight necrophilia charges involving Ayn Rand's corpse Fearlessleader12345@gmail.com Politics
Apr 14 Apr 14 Porn star admits to intellectually stimulating relationship with "long-term pen pal," Hillary Clinton Fearlessleader12345@gmail.com Politics
Feb 1 Feb 1 Leaked FBI memo claims crafty Trump only asked prostitutes for "golden showers" to conceal his own massive pee stains Fearlessleader12345@gmail.com Domestic Policy
Dec 12 Dec 12 Alabama election officials turn Roy Moore away from polling station citing its "close proximity" to a junior high school Fearlessleader12345@gmail.com Politics
Dec 7 Dec 7 Harvey Weinstein found dead in hotel bathroom; masseuse says she acted in self-defense Fearlessleader12345@gmail.com Celebrities
Dec 6 Dec 6 Colin Kaepernick signs $146 million multi-year contract with Chicago Bears Fearlessleader12345@gmail.com Sports
Dec 6 Dec 6 Franken refuses to resign, but offers to switch parties Fearlessleader12345@gmail.com Politics
Dec 5 Dec 5 Trump calls on Congress to abolish history, citing its "strong pro-Hillary bias" Fearlessleader12345@gmail.com Domestic Policy
