Clinton decisively quashes Dakota Access Pipeline, apologizes to Sioux for "tyranny of the white man's dollar"
NORTHA DAKOTA - President Hillary Rodham Clinton announced Monday that she had instructed the Department of the Army to deny Energy Transfer's permit application to build the last segment of the $3.7 billion Dakota Access Pipeline.
White House Press Secretary Leslie Jones told reporters that on finishing an exhaustive study of the 170-mile pipeline, Clinton concluded the project was "yet another shining example of white people fucking over Native Americans in pursuit of the unholy dollar." Jones said the President personally reached out to Standing Rock Sioux's tribal leaders to issue a formal apology on behalf of the federal government for "ever entertaining this environmental and cultural disaster in the first place."
